We’ve all seen genies in popular culture. You rub their lamp or bottle and they are required to grant you three wishes. Remember the Genie in Disney’s Aladdin? What a great character, one of Robin Williams’ best. Genies’ powers vary in the way they are portrayed but there’s one common cliche in genie stories: wishes can always go wrong. Hence the cliche title of this article.
Eliezer Yudkowski establishes that there are three kinds of genies:
- Genies to whom you can safely say “I wish for you to do what I should wish for”
- Genies for which no wish is safe
- Genies that aren’t very powerful or intelligent
Then he pointed to an actual forum called the Open Source Wish Project, which is a collaborative effort to word wishes in such a way that they are immune to a type II genie, and therefore guarantee the desired outcome of the wisher. They basically try to anticipate ways the genie could undesirably grant the wish or misinterpret the wish, and adjust the wording accordingly. The wishes become more and more detailed throughout the discussion. Take the wish for immortatlity for example. What if the genie lets you live forever but leaves you to suffer eternity in solitude or disease? Here is the current version 1.1 of the wish projects wish for immortality:
I wish to live in the locations of my choice, in a physically healthy, uninjured, and apparently normal version of my current body containing my current mental state, a body which will heal from all injuries at a rate three sigmas faster than the average given the medical technology available to me, and which will be protected from any diseases, injuries or illnesses causing disability, pain, or degraded functionality or any sense, organ, or bodily function for more than ten days consecutively or fifteen days in any year; at any time I may rejuvenate my body to a younger age, by saying a phrase matching this pattern five times without interruption, and with conscious intent: ‘I wish to be age,’ followed by a number between one and two hundred, followed by ‘years old,’ at which point the pattern ends - after saying a phrase matching that pattern, my body will revert to an age matching the number of years I started and I will commence to age normally from that stage, with all of my memories intact; at any time I may die, by saying five times without interruption, and with conscious intent, ‘I wish to be dead’; the terms ‘year’ and ‘day’ in this wish shall be interpreted as the ISO standard definitions of the Earth year and day as of 2006.
This thought exeriment blows my mind. Even after all this, the forum continues to find loopholes. I think I agree with Yudkowski’s conclusion that these guys are on a futile quest. A type I genie would have to share your absolute morals and values to the point that wishing is superfluous. Do you think its possible, with the limitation of language, to present a wish in full confidence to a type II genie which would make them act like a type I genie? If you’re curious to or want to contribute (fake edit: have too much time on your hands) to the Open Source Wish Project, you can find it here.
This post comes to me from The hidden complexity of wishes, a discussion by the wild philosophers at the Overcoming Bias blog/forum.