Poor Al Gore. Global warming completely debunked via the very Internet you invented. Oh, oh, the irony!

-Jon Stewart
 

Win.

Videos back by popular demand.

Enjoy!

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but they keep pulling me back in.

…wait, what’s that? ENHANCE!

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Really? Awesome. Click for larger image:

Link to the User-made Google Map.

Some more pictures of note:

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Every single paragraph in this article is HILARIOUS:

“Britons among ‘ugliest people,’ dating site says”

Britons are among the ugliest people in the world, according to a dating Web site that says it only allows “beautiful people” to join.
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Swedish men have proved the most successful, with 65 percent being accepted, while Norwegian women are considered the most beautiful with 76 percent accepted, the site said.
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“I would say Britain is stumbling because they don’t spend as much time polishing up their appearance and they are letting themselves down on physical fitness,” Beautiful People managing director Greg Hodge said. “Next to Brazilian and Scandinavian beauties, British people just aren’t as toned or glamorous.”

Only the male Russian and Polish applicants fared worse than British men, although Russian women had a 44 percent acceptance rate. Polish women did not appear in the table.

German applicants were slated for offering up unflattering photographs, which may have hindered their acceptance rates at 15 percent for men and 13 percent for women, the lowest rate in their category.

“German men and women aren’t faring well, but they are submitting stern images, they need to soften up,” Hodge said.

Oh you Germans, always so strict. Lighten up already.

Work that MySpace angle!

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Depending on your sense of humor, you will either find this hilarious or you won’t get it at all. Posted because Tommy told me to do so.

Everything the guy in white says is based off actual statements made by powerlifting expert and star Mark Rippetoe.