You know he’s dead, he’s dead, you know it. (really, really dead…)

Ok, too soon. I’m actually sort of sorry. The guy was a legend regardless of all the scandals and fingers pointed in his direction.

At the age of 50, Michael Jackson is officially DEAD. Ok maybe not, still more details to come! BUT this would be insane if it were true!

Who saw that coming?!! Not me! I didn’t think he would ever die, but hopefully this is just the alien Michael who died, and not the real Michael, who will live on in our hearts forever.

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Note: I’ll probably amend this post later on, but I wanted to get this post out there fast before my colleagues could beat me to the story! Updates as they come!

Space Ghost: Hey Conan, look at my hand:

Taken at around 2pm, December 26th, 2008, upon diving for a frisbee during an ultimate frisbee game, my arm managed to get stuck underneath my body and I crushed it under my own body weight without even realizing it. In fact, it wasn’t until we were ready to start the next play that I looked down and saw what looked like a golf ball attached to my hand. My entire hand was completely numb… I showed my hand to all the guys at the game, and they were all about 100% disgusted as well as certain that it was broken. Thank you Eric Navoke for the lovely picture of my hand when it was at its swelling peak. If that wasn’t a total buzzkill in itself… Continue reading this post…