Hoo boy, I’ve been flaking with these videos.

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Videos back by popular demand.

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An article on drudge caught my attention this morning….Apparently the British have a durnking porblem.

Such scenes are not uncommon, which is why Cardiff - one of the country’s worst cities for binge drinking  has just banned boozing on the streets.

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She packed my bags last night
Pre-flight
Power hour: 11PM
And I’m gonna be high as a kite by then

Happy New Year from everyone at ninecents.net!

(Music is “Who Spilt My Beer” by the Adicts)

I had this uploaded but took it down a while ago to re-edit it. I finished editing, but forgot to upload it back. Whoops.

So here it is again, the video from the camping trip at the Circle “C” Campgrounds. Enjoy!

Date: Weekend of August 8, 2008
Place: Circle “C” Campgrounds
Music: “Let’s Get Pissed”, “Beer”, and “Drink Till You Fuckin’ Puke by the King Size Braces.

Ok, so the title of this doesn’t exactly imply what it literally means in translation but I might have worded it that way for SEO purposes. Maybe.

I’ve been meaning to get this post up for a while now and give a shout out out to my fine chef buddy, the one and only - Tommy. Continue reading this post…

Jesus died for your sins. I’m doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.-Doug Stanhope

This is the first of hopefully many installments of “Awesome Shit You Probably Have Never Heard Of”, where like a flasher in the night, I’ll be exposing you to my unmentionables. I plan on ranting about things I like that most people probably are not aware of. This week…month..year (I haven’t decided how often I’m going to do this, and don’t want to commit to a timetable, because then the terrorists win), I urge you all to kneel at the altar of Stanhope!

You may remember Stanhope from those late night Girls Gone Wild commercials, as well as the last 20 or so episodes of The Man Show. “SHOW ME WHERE BABIES FEED”..yeah that’s him. Please don’t judge this modern day Socrates for these crimes against humanity. Continue reading this post…

Recent news articles have been talking about Astroland, and they’re not good.  Apparently, the place is going to shut down soon and is expected to be developed into high-rise hotels and a new rollercoaster.  The Cyclone and Wonder Wheel will not be touched, because they are considered historic landmarks.

In response, I have decided to release this video. Enjoy!

Date: August 23, 2008
Place: Coney Island
Music: “Oh Oh I Love Her So” by the Ramones