Here’s a riddle: What’s got curly hair, are abundant in numbers at midnight on Sunday in Brooklyn, NY and are scary?

If you guessed Velociraptors you’d be pretty darn close.

But the correct answer is: Hasidic Velociraptors.

Seen here in its natural habitat, Hasidic Velociraptors are best known for their ability to pounce on change and store it in an offshore savings account.

Ok I can’t go on with this because it’s just too offensive but I haven’t posted in a while and I just saw so many of these guys in New York not 2 hours ago I had to do something. Screw being politically correct, and just for the record, AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYIAIAIYAYIAIAAII is not an Arabic war cry, it’s a mating call. And yes I live in a cave and hate infidels.