From “New development builds ripped muscles legally”

Researchers in New Jersey have developed an effective, healthy and legal alternative to steroids. The weekly parade of amateur and professional athletes being exposed for using steroids may be a thing of the past.
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To develop a healthier approach to “being ripped,” a creative team, led by Dr. Robert Shorr, recognized that accelerating the stem cell activity and sleep were equally important parts of fitness. They also formulated compounds to address the aggregate interaction and synergy of all-natural proteins, enzymes and amino acids, including a stem cell agonist, a trace mineral called indium and components to support natural, non habit-forming sleep processes

The core muscle building component, “eggplant extract,” is a natural dietary adult stem cell agonist. The eggplant extract quickly goes to work recruiting the sleeping adult stem cells in bone marrow and starts repairing the micro-tears and building new muscle. It is that combination of elements and interactions that works like magic, for the ultimate easy and safe results we each want, need and deserve.

Oh great, another extract, another supplement, another vitamin. Maybe this one will replace the “omega fatty acid” fad, which replaced the vitamin “C” fad.

OH GOD IT NEVER ENDS.

The movie Ghost Busters was shot in 1954?

My sister was the most recent victim of a SEVEN-fold Craigslist apartment rental scam (yes, this guy got away with it seven times before anyone caught on). Here she is on the front page of the Salem News, again pictured with her dog Rex.

Here are the details of the story. Because of this asshole “Robert Booth”, my family is out the $1,900 they shelled out for first and last month’s rent. My sister said the last thing he said to her after she signed the lease back in June, as she was on her way to a therapy session with a handicapped girl, was “wow, you’re a really good person.” Well Mr. Booth, you are a miserable human being and I hope you die in a fire and proceed to rot in hell for an eternity.

California Pistachio’s “Salt & Pepper” flavor is AWESOME.

That is all.

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Tired of the same old sports? Ready to throw away the ol’ pigskin or baseball? Well, here’s a sport that will grab your attention: Buzkashi

Got Goat? (Image taken from wikipedia.org)

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Ok, the title of this is a rip off of Cinemassacre’s “You know what’s Bullshit” sketch, but I just couldn’t think of a better title. I might do more of these if I come up with interesting things but as for now I have one gripe.

Ok, so, Hey, you, guess what is bullshit?

Video Games that are only available ONLINE.

Now don’t get me wrong, the Internet is a great technology and all, but am I the only one that sees the problem with this?

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Feeling lonely?  Sick of dating socialist, war-mongering airheads?  Do you ever wonder why its so hard to find a decent guy or girl who shares your passion for states rights?  Did match.com connect you with, God forbid, an interventionist?  If you’ve ever gotten a weird look when you called your date a “Federalist” or a “Keynesian,” if  you’ve ever stormed out on one because they won’t watch Zeitgeist with you, well I’ve found the site for you.   www.ronpaulsingles.com, at last a place to meet that special someone outside of the comments section at Mises.org!

Its off to a great start.  Now if only members were audited to be sure they’re not agents of the federal reserve death squad..

Well, it looks like someone clogged one of the two toilets on the International Space Station. The toilet in question is located in the US Destiny Laboratory, so we can reasonably assume the $13,000,000 pooper was obstructed by a good ole American bowel movement. The ISS & Endeavor crews have been told to expect a plumber sometime between 9am and 6pm tomorrow.

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